Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Timericks from headlines in today's New York Times



64 Videos Show the N.Y.P.D. Meeting Protesters With Fists, Clubs and Body Slams.

The right to protest is protected/when the right thing is selected/But marching to an unapproved/cause will get you quick removed/or punched or struck with billy club/And that's how things are run here, bub.



The White House Called a News Conference. Trump Turned It Into a Meandering Monologue.

When the Prez confronts the press/his modesty will dispossess/He brags of all he's done before/He tries to even ev'ry score/He answers questions not a bit/but spouts like it is holy writ/If I were a reporter there/I'd stay dead drunk and pull my hair.


Scientists Have Finally Calculated How Many Hot Dogs a Person Can Eat at Once.

In the annals or research/things have taken quite a lurch/as the eggheads have devised/how eating franks is analyzed/Yet despite what they found out/they did not factor sauerkraut/Without that tangy dividend/my hot dog nosh I will suspend!


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