Universities Cut Oil Investments as Student Activism Builds
Fossil fuels have found that they/are deplored like tooth decay/by college boards who won't invest/in such dirty interest/No! they cry; the remedy/is oil that comes from THC/That will keep us going strong/please to pass around the bong.
Hospitals Stock Up on Covid-19 Drugs to Prepare for Second Wave in Fall
Doctors and their nurses know/that epidemics come and go/but pandemics have got a way/of coming for a long long stay/And so the clinics now prepare/for autumn surges ev'rywhere/To avoid September's funk/I think I'll just stay in my bunk . . .
Billboard Charts to Stop Tallying Music Sold With T-Shirts, Tickets
Artists that are selling schlock/integrity do really mock/Mozart sold no t-shirts, friend/and Brahms stayed broke to bitter end/Play your music, country star/and don't sell me a candy bar.
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