Saturday, July 18, 2020

Timericks Ripped from Today's Headlines.





Firms With Troubled Pasts Got Millions of Dollars in PPP Small-Business Aid.
WSJ

If you run a Ponzi scheme/PPP is just your dream/They have given millions to/biznesses that are a screw/If you're honest, going broke/Uncle Sam thinks you're a joke.



Hackers Tell the Story of the Twitter Attack From the Inside.

NYT


America has bred a troop/composed of youthful nincompoop/who finding time hang heavy did/cause Twitter folk to flip their lid/by hacking their accounts for fun/"Fun" as in a Gatling gun/Using brains for mischief will/turn them into mental krill.


The pandemic has hit restaurants hard, but experts say the ‘ghost food hall’ concept might save them.
WaPo


The ghost hall is a place to sit/and eat your takeout bit by bit/Indoor dining is a trend/that is at a final end/America will now be switchin'/to meals from a private kitchen/Now the question on my lips/is 'will the waiters still get tips?'








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