Stuart Condie. WSJ.
‘Buy Now Pay Later’ Is Having a Moment as Pandemic Changes Shopping Habits.
@StuartLCondie
My father told me long ago to spend less than I make/Even if it meant that I would never order steak/Such homely truths do not seem to be practiced much these days/In fact, I've given up on it myself as just a phase/I figure that the virus has my number, so why not spree/cuz when I am defunct I'll need no credit history!
Sarah Needleman. WSJ.
Amazon Says Email Ordering Employees to Delete TikTok Was Sent in Error.
@saraheneedleman
Memos in a corporation/cause a lot of keen vexation/First they text "verboten!' now/and then reverse it anyhow/If TikTok's not a hairy deal/stop wriggling like some darn eel!
Catherine Lucey. WSJ.
President Trump Commutes Sentence of Roger Stone.
@catherine_lucey @ByronTau
When you're buddies with the Chief/you don't have to sweat relief/Even when in durance vile/you can manage still a smile/For the Chief won't let you sit/He will spring you from the pit/Let that be a lesson, chum/Sucking up is never dumb.
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