Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Timericks from headlines in today's Wall Street Journal.




Walmart to Require Face Masks in All U.S. Stores Starting July 20.

Some folks think it's sabotage/that Walmart requests camouflage/You can't buy their produce stale/if you do not wear a veil/If you do not don a visor/you can't buy an appetizer/What will all the rednecks do/since they think a mask's hoodoo?


Why Arizona Wasn’t Ready for Its Coronavirus Surge.

Leaders saying 'all is fine'/show a lack of civic spine/They would rather sit at ease/than to combat dread disease/When a public servant claims/'problem solved,' they're playing games/The truth may hurt and cause some strife/but, hey, it just may save a life!


Women and Men Age Differently—in More Ways Than Just Longevity.

It makes no never mind to me/which sex has got longevity/Or who grows wiser as they age/or feels less like they're in a cage/The only thing old men require/is a marital ceasefire.  


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