Tim Torkildson, creator of 'timericks,' and placed third in mini skirt humming this year.
Reopened Theme Parks Ban Screaming on Roller Coasters. Riders Are Howling.
@riverakiradavis
The simple pleasure of a scream/at a park that hosts a theme/when the roller coaster dives/is a thing that oft revives/happy thoughts of childhood glee/But now becomes a felony/Next they'll ban the cotton candy/Making outdoor fun too blandy . . .
Wait Times Grow for Covid-19 Test Results as Infections Rise Sharply.
@bysarahkrouse
My test results have took so long/I hope there isn't something wrong/I wonder why the lab delays/It's been a long month of Sundays/By the time I may hear back/I could be dead from an attack!
Oil Went Below $0. Some Think It Will Rebound to $150 One Day.
@josephttwallace
I'll never figure out the way/statistics in the oilfield play/zero dollars for a barrel/seem to me absurd and sterile/No one's giving out free gas/not even in a small shot glass.
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