Saturday, December 16, 2017

Headlines & Verse. Saturday December 16 2017.

Simplicity Was A Main Goal of Tax Reform. For Millions, It’s Not Happening


When Uncle Sam can simplify
Our tax code -- then hedgehogs will fly.
The PEP and the Pease
May vanish with ease,
but AMT still will apply . . .




MANY ELEVATORS IN NEW YORK STILL HAVE OPERATORS

In Britain they call it a lift.
Like here, it is not prone to drift.
To operate one
Might be kinda fun;
There’s never a call to be swift.



MetLife Discloses Failure to Pay Thousands of Workers’ Pensions

MetLife don’t pay much attention
To people who may have a pension.
Despite the distress
They lose the address;
Just what the heck is their intention?



To Recruit Workers, Manufacturers Go to Parents’ Nights

I hope my precocious young child
By factory work is beguiled.
Cuz blue collar toil
Will not then embroil
Us in student loans going wild.


Surgeon Who Etched His Initials on Patients’ Livers Is Convicted of Assault


I went into the surgeon for to have my liver saved;
Instead his darn initials on it he did went and shaved!
It only proves that sawbones like to advertise their wares

Even if it means they cannot bill me, but my heirs!

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