College-Educated Women Are Moving Away From GOP
From the Wall Street Journal
The women with four year degrees
Are giving poor rednecks the freeze.
They’re looking to find
A much better mind
Than Tea Party brand processed cheese.
China Snares Innocent and Guilty Alike to Build World’s Biggest DNA Database
From the Wall Street Journal
A pleasant young man of Chengdu,
was swabbed by a zealous yahoo.
Though guiltless and mild,
His DNA filed
Made Beijing feel safe from a coup.
When Your Child Won’t Hug the Relatives
My grandpa may want a big hug,
But he always smells like old rug.
And Auntie should floss
To get rid of moss.
Does Uncle live in a beer mug?Where the New Retail Space Is Being Built (Hint: It’s Not in Malls)
I don’t mind a little price spike
If to a good store I can hike.
Big parking lots choke
The grass and the oak --
Let’s all shun the blasted turnpike!
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