Naples Celebrates as Its Pizza Makers ‘Conquer the World’
There isn’t a pizza they make
That ever has been a mistake.
A dish so sublime
That even a mime
Would cry out “Tis better than steak!”
Nearly 5 Million Americans in Default on Student Loans
A graduate of Texas Tech
Did promise to mail in a check.
It never arrived
Until they contrived
To send someone to wring her neck.
Want to Predict the Next North Korean Missile Test? Try Studying Its Library of Verbal Insults
With insults of such epic scope
Northern Korea must grope
For greater abuse
Lest they call a truce,
And have their mouths washed out with soap.
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