The World’s Top Banana Is Doomed and Nobody Can Find a Replacement
Bananas are vanishing quick
From fungus that’s making them sick.
They cannot be hoarded --
They turn pretty sordid.
Without ‘em my pancakes won’t click!
Calling Poutine ‘Canadian’ Gives Some in Quebec Indigestion
There was a young man in Quebec
Who had to say “Just wait a sec.”
“Poutine is cuisine
That has the French gene --
It’s not of the Maple redneck!”
Do You Love Your Pet This Much? Owners Post Heartfelt Obituaries
Here lies Fido,my best friend/I was with him at the end/Chasing garbage trucks too much/till the driver pulled the clutch/May he see this loving trope/while buried in an envelope.
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