Thursday, December 28, 2017

Ledes & Limericks. Thursday December 28 2017




Women In Sports Journalism Are Still Putting Up With A Lot Of Bullshit





A jock is eternally thick.
He makes women writers quite sick.
His macho mindset
Makes his mom regret
She didn’t brain him with a brick.


Fruitcake also famously stores well.
The Pioneer Heritage Museum in Hurricane, Utah,
has a 110-year-old fruitcake on display.


A symbol of sweet endlessness,
The fruitcake first was used to bless
Both Adam and Eve
When they had to leave
The Garden and eat watercress.


The Transformation of the American Farm


Monoculture is the norm/
on the modern working form/
though my rhyme is off a bit/
there’s no use to pick a nit/
soon a farm bred chick will be/part of ancient history.



The Internal Revenue Service
 sparked last-minute confusion
 over the eligibility of property-tax
 prepayments, making local governments
 scramble Thursday to interpret the IRS notice
 with just days left in the year.

When property taxes you pay
make sure tis done in the right way.
an IRS goon
can make a man swoon
for checking box 'B' and not 'A.' 





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