CHINA TO NORTH KOREA: "TAKE A CHILL PILL, AMIGO"
China has told North Korea
“Adios pal -- we will see ya.”
They think Kim Jong Un
A good man to shun --
Adding “We don’t want to be ya!”
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IT AIN'T THE AGE OF AQUARIUS -- IT'S THE AGE OF TRUMP
The Era of Trump has arrived --
So shallow and sham and contrived.
It makes one assume
A media doom --
With small chance it can be revived.
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UNITED STATES' POLICY CLASSES GLOBAL WARMING WITH SANTA CLAUS
Uncle Sam never will hinder
Earth from becoming dry tinder.
Our country, alas,
Makes such greenhouse gas
We might as well live on a cinder.
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WHILE WORLD FALLS INTO CHAOS, TRUMP AND PUTIN EXCHANGE INVITATIONS TO TEA
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WHILE WORLD FALLS INTO CHAOS, TRUMP AND PUTIN EXCHANGE INVITATIONS TO TEA
Like Damon and friend Pythias, like ham and eggs on toast --
Putin and the Donald are an ‘item’ coast to coast.
With others he is blunt and rude; his manner is alarming.
But when it comes to Putin, Donald Trump is very charming.
He hasn’t got an axe to grind, there’s no chip on his shoulder --
And so old Putin plays with Trump, growing bold and bolder.
The two of them are ‘BFF’ for ever and a day --
When one is eating nachos, then the other shouts ‘Ole!’
And so when Kim Jong Un begins to ease out of his tether,
Don and Vlad will stroll the wreckage -- holding hands together.
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