Good neighbors help each other out --
No matter what the trouble.
So we will help Caracas out --
By bombing them to rubble.
Our President believes in arms
To settle problem nations --
It always helps a country when
They have a few cremations.
TOBACCO INDUSTRY UNVEILS NEW TYPE OF SMOKELESS TOBACCO.
Tobacco is a noxious weed --
We shouldn’t ought to use it.
But many who know better, still
Cannot but abuse it.
If man were made to emit smoke
Like dragons in old stories,
Little boys would never meet
To puff in lavatories.
MASSIVE BOREDOM EPIDEMIC SWEEPS USA
A young man who suffered ennui
Did make it his only study.
He got so expert
That he could avert
Excitement by drinking weak tea.
Omarosa Minigault
WHITE HOUSE LIAISON BLOWS HER TOP AT PRESS CONVENTION
Reporters who turn on their own
Use rhetoric that’s over-blown.
If they cannot weather
Some hanging together
Their foe sits more strong on his throne.
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