When wars cannot be won and no one dares admit defeat,
The strategy adopted is to sit around and tweet.
The Pentagon thinks quicksand can be conquered easily
By sinking many soldiers and then claiming victory.
And don’t think that the Navy this great stalemate will soon flip --
Not when they have lost their way and cannot steer a ship.
Keeping plans a secret, Trump will mount his hobby horse
And ride down all the terrorists on some emerald golf course.
MNUCHIN'S WIFE BOASTS OF THEIR WEALTH ON INSTAGRAM
When flaunting your wealth please be sure
To mention the places you tour.
As well as the brands
Your money commands --
So Instagram spreads your manure.
ANGOLA IS RICH; PORTUGAL IS POOR. THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT
Angola has got so much gelt
Each citizen wears a gold belt.
An outpost deprived,
It now is revived --
While Lisbon has got way too svelte.
I lost the control of my phone
Cuz hackers won’t leave it alone.
My bitcoin account
Is now the amount
Of maybe a small zircon stone.
Chris Christie thinks that climate change
Is phoney and ill bred and strange.
Now his successor
Will need a confessor
To put him back in voting range.
Reporters are liars, y’know.
And Trump’s gonna make them eat crow.
His fearless remarks
Are clearly benchmarks
Of thinking with just a torso.
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