The elegant French President Emmanuel Macron
Gets a beauty treatment ev’ry cotton-pickin’ dawn.
Before he sets a foot outside the Palace Elysee
His pompadour’s refurbished with some overpriced hair spray.
His nails are buffed by maidens from the district of Bordeaux.
His pedicure is handled while he’s sipping on Pernod.
A barber from Aix-en-Provence scrapes his chin with plat’num blade.
Vagrant nose hairs are removed and kept in sweet pomade.
A touch of rouge is gently laid upon his flaccid cheeks.
He’s sprayed with eau de cologne until he positively reeks.
The Minister of Culture plucks the President’s eyebrows.
His neck is then massaged with the placenta of milch cows.
His ears are probed for any wax that might just might compromise
His haute couture or start a war with any French allies.
The elegant French President Emmanuel Macron
Is ready then to recommend the Budget be redrawn.
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