Monday, August 14, 2017

HEADLINES & VERSE. Monday. August 14. 2017

          SURPRISE!  TAXES ARE CLIMBING AGAIN

A tax is a marvelous thing --
It never declines, but takes wing.
Though modest at first
It always will burst

Its bounds our poor wallets to wring.


BIBLE MUSEUM TO OPEN IN WASHINGTON D.C. TALK ABOUT A FISH OUT OF WATER . . .

They’re launching a place in D.C.
Where tourists the Bible sightsee.
No one’s required
To be much inspired --
As long as they donate a fee.



DAIRY FARMS UNWELCOME IN HAWAII
Some billionaires say that the cow
Is meant for Hawaii somehow.
But resident balk
At such dairy talk --

It’s odor that wrinkles their brow.


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