Sunday, August 6, 2017

HEADLINES & VERSE. Sunday. August 6. 2017.



LATEST POLL SHOWS ATHEISTS THINK POVERTY IS CAUSED BY CIRCUMSTANCES: CHRISTIANS THINK POVERTY IS CAUSED BY LAZINESS


The atheist says poverty
Is brought on with bad luck the key.
But Christians abhor
Absolving the poor --
They charge paupers with apathy.


BILLIONAIRE TURNS BELOIT, WISCONSIN INTO HER PERSONAL SOCIAL STUDIES EXPERIMENT

When little towns start to decay
A billionaire might find a way
To halt the decline
By building a shrine
To sushi and Midwest ballet.




OLDEST DRIVE IN CHURCH IN AMERICA LOCATED IN DAYTONA BEACH FOR OVER 60 YEARS



My car is no place for to stage
The comforts of this Christian age.
The automobile
I drive makes me feel
A subject to only road rage.


THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RESEARCH TO JUSTIFY THE FOLLOWING LIMERICK

Consensus in marriage is bull --
The wife always takes control full.
The man may assert
He don’t wear a skirt --

But SHE is the one with the pull.

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