Wednesday, August 9, 2017

HEADLINES & VERSE. Wednesday. August 9. 2017

TRUMP PREPARES FOR NUCLEAR WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, WITH HIS PASTOR'S BLESSING


A pastor in Texas has said
That Kim Jong Un ought to be dead.
He further insists
That Trump use his fists

To start the atomic bloodshed.



AFTER YEARS OF INTENSIVE RESEARCH, SCIENTIST NOW SAY THE SUN IS HOT AND THE MOON IS COLD

I know that the sun is quite hot.
And that the moon at night’s not.
Much more than this, I
Know little -- so why
Go tie myself into a knot?



AS TRUMP GROWS STRONGER, THE DOLLAR GROWS WEAKER

When trading in dollars today
You don’t hear the usurers say
“The greenback is safe.”
Instead, it’s a waif --
And to Trumponomics is prey.



EPA CHIEF SCOTT PRUITT TOO SHY TO MEET WITH ANYONE DURING VISIT TO NORTH DAKOTA -- HE STAYS IN HIS ROOM AND WATCHES BRADY BUNCH RERUNS

The EPA chief is so shy
That from public gaze he does fly.
He only will join
With those who have coin,

Or those who burn coal on the sly.

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