VENICE, ITALY, TO BAN CRUISE SHIP TOURISTS
There was a young woman of Venice
Who said that cruise ships were a menace.
“They offload and eat,
Then splash with bare feet --
Why don’t they go visit Vincennes?
WORLD'S SEAFOOD SUPPLY SHRINKING AT AN ALARMING RATE
There once was a tuna, or cod,
Who thought it exceedingly odd,
That krill should decrease
Which led to the cease
Of fishes and shrimp -- run roughshod.
WEIGHT WATCHERS SEES MEMBERSHIP DECLINE FOR THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR
I'm fat and I don't care at all.
Should I be morose and then bawl
Ifmywaistlinegrows
Like some Hothouse Rose?
Shutup and pass me a meatball.
LOCAVORES MAKE FREEDOM, MAINE, NEW SHRINE TO FINE DINING
Oh, for a meal by a cook
Who never looks into a book --
But has intuition
About the nutrition
Of local caught trout from the brook!
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