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I wish I'd gone to college/and got a good degree/But I am strictly lowbrow/don't know my ABC/I gotta use my fingers/when adding up a bill/For higher education/I never felt a thrill/I write these simple verses/in humble lodgings bare/I'm stupid, unambitious/I'd make a scholar stare/My skill set is so puny/I couldn't get a job/mopping floors or even/turning a door knob/Yet when I think of students/with all their heavy debt/while I don't owe nobody/I guess I've no regret.