"I don't know what my followers will do if Biden wins . . . "
"Whew! I finally got my stimulus check!"
"Sorry, guys; I thought she was a Confederate statue."
"O, if only the Masked Singer would start tonight . . . "
"Don't worry -- I'm just gonna test you for COVID-19."
"Why hasn't QAnon gotten around to making things up about ME yet?"
"Elon Musk wanted to raise the price, but I said no."
"Who gave the bookworms helium?"
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