"If elected, I promise to make piety fun again!"
"When it comes to Trump, sometimes a jerk is just a jerk."
"Don't worry, baby -- I'll wear a face mask when I'm dead."
"You did WHAT with my toilet water?"
"Mail in ballot? I haven't even got last year's Christmas cards yet!"
"Whoa! When did they start putting caffeine in the Covid-19 vaccine?"
"We always vote the straight Grumbletonian ticket."
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