Friday, September 11, 2020

Timericks from stories in today's Wall Street Journal.

 



Hopes Fade for New Stimulus Checks, Federal Jobless Aid.

Congress moves with lightning speed

when the rich are in great need.

But when common folk grow poor,

Congress answers with a snore.

Thus we see that legislators

only work for large donators.



AUTONOMOUS ROBOTS ARE COMING TO THE OPERATING ROOM.


When surgery is necessary

robots will be making merry

with the scalpel and the gauze --

slicing, dicing, without pause.

I would rather cyborgs stay

from my tonsils far away!


Private Texas Border Wall Will Fall Into Rio Grande, Opponents Say


Like the walls of Jericho

border walls to heck will go.

When the engineers are done,

Mother Nature has her fun;

flooded out or earthquake shook,

they're condemned by the Good Book.




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