Cans of tuna in the air --
flying here and flying there.
Protesters toss them around,
juggle them until they've crowned
bystanders so innocent --
who then to the ER went.
Can it be these wicked fiends
next will try some pork and beans?
Or perhaps a can of Spam --
thrown into a baby's pram?
Peanut brittle cans, with snakes --
I wouldn't put it past those flakes.
Oh, the horror, Oh, the shame --
let us hope they have bad aim.
Otherwise these awful sinners
may kill us with TV dinners!
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