Saturday, September 26, 2020

Today's Timericks. Saturday Sept 26. 2020.

 

Wanted for pettifogging in ten states.



More Homes Are Going Dark as Moratoriums on Utility Shut-Offs End.  (WSJ)


Curse the darkness, since the light
is turned off till check I write.
They won't give a guy a break
when there ain't no work to take.
Sure, THEY need to make a buck --
but what about my rotten luck?




Portland Prepares for Violent Showdowns, Proud Boys and Tear Gas. (NYT)

When the Proud Boys come to town
they will never fool aroun',
but get down to brass tacks quick,
making people mighty sick.
Violence in cause of "truth"
is like drinking straight vermouth;
without any moderation
it can but cause nauseation.


Thousands of Proud Boys plan to rally in Portland, setting up another clash in a combustible city.  (WaPo)


Portland surely don't deserve
such an odious hors d'oeuvre
as the Proud Boys seem to be;
neo nazi lunacy!
Why cannot they too be sorted
by the Feds and then deported?





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