Friday, September 11, 2020

Timericks from stories in today's New York Times.

 



As Clock Ticks, Trump Engulfs Himself in Chaotic News Cycles.


When a president begins

tweeting naught but trash and sins,

he will find the spotlight thus

fixed on him producing pus.

If he's given one more chance,

I wonder -- will he keep his pants?


Dated 1920, a Postcard Finally Gets Delivered.


The mail will get through; never fret!

But maybe they won't break a sweat;
after it's sorted
it will be transported
by tortoise or sloth, but not jet!

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