Timerick: Workers Quit Jobs in Droves to Become Their Own Bosses

 

I dreamed of going solo,

of being on my own;

no boss to give me anguish --

I'd be a real cyclone!

So office space I rented,

and desks I did install.

I got a secretary

(who'd been laid off at the mall.)

I did some online branding

and offered service quick;

but no one clicked my website;

my ads sank like a brick.

The bank would not extend me.

My secretary quit.

I moped around my office --

felt like a pile of leaves.

I asked my old boss meekly

if I could rejoin staff.

She said that would be okay --

then cut my pay in half.

If you think going solo

is just the thing to do,

I would advise you strongly

to stick with sniffing glue.