Nevada has run out of weed.
To expedite this urgent need
The Governor’s brief
Says each precious leaf
Must be mixed with powdered flaxseed.
WHY DO REPUBLICANS LOVE PUTIN SO MUCH?
Republicans love Vlady Putin --
They think of him as rootin’-tootin’.
His absolute ways
Bring nothing but praise --
(cuz dissing him brings on the shootin’)
A bride to be found that a lapse
Deprived her of wedding gown wraps.
“What am I to do?”
She wailed, turning blue.
“I’ll have to be married in chaps!”
The unctuous hagfish has got
A certain affection for snot.
When threatened, the glop
It makes puts a stop
To even the strongest onslaught.
When tempted to hearty guffaw,
Remember -- you’re breaking the law!
Each giggle or snort
Can bring you to court --
Where justice is but a jigsaw.
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