The reason that Democrats lose
Is that they don’t like the Good News
Of God up above --
Since they’d rather shove
Laws down our throats like cheap booze.
IS UNCLE SAM A CHRISTIAN? POLITICIANS ARE RAISING HELL ABOUT IT
Is Uncle Sam Christian today?
The thought causes pundits to bray,
Reporters to smirk,
And lawmakers jerk
Like puppets attempting ballet.
America goes to the flicks
For action and giggles and kicks.
But some see the screen
As more than obscene --
Perhaps a religious quick fix . . .
FLASHING POLICE APPARENTLY STANDARD PROCEDURE FOR CALIFORNIA MALL PATRONS
When thrown out of malls for undress
Young women may feel great distress.
To aggravate cops
They rip off their tops --
Which certainly shows great finesse.
When thrown out of malls for undress
Young women may feel great distress.
To aggravate cops
They rip off their tops --
Which certainly shows great finesse.
No comments:
Post a Comment