Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Headlines & Verse. Tuesday. July 11. 2017

FBI BUILDING SO OVERCROWDED THAT THE ONLY CONFERENCE ROOM LEFT IS A BROOM CLOSET 


In Washington there is no space
For FBI workers to pace --
Their building’s so wee
It won’t hold a flea --

For handcuffs they must use shoelace.




SHOCKING NEWS: PENTAGON IS ALL ABOUT WAR, NOT PEACE 


The Pentagon doesn’t know peace
From any old spot of cold grease.
Their only concern
Is helping Mars churn

Battles and blood without cease.


LA SCHOOL BOARD MEMBERS MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU -- AND ARE STILL LABELED 'UNDERPAID'

If you would make money apace,
Then get in the next school board race.
Their salary cap
Keeps rising like sap --

Why not, when you’ve got a tax base?






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