A tourist who visited Venice
Was thrown out of town as a menace.
“You’re ruining our space!”
They said to his face --
“The San Pantalon ain’t for tennis!”
Walt Disney thought pirates were game.
Today they just have to be lame.
They can’t take a wench
Into their foul clench --
Nor can they set cities aflame.
When packing a bag for a flight
I like to take books that are light.
Not porn -- something clean;
Like MAD Magazine.
Not newspapers -- they are just trite.
WILL FERRELL LOBS ANOTHER BOMB AT THE AMERICAN PUBLIC WITH HIS LATEST FILM -- 'THE CASINO.' WHY DOESN'T HOMELAND SECURITY DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM?
Will Ferrell makes movies like custard --
In which he has added some mustard.
The taste is unique --
It’s not a technique
That keeps viewers seated and clustered.
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