The idiots who make our laws
Have fumbled without any pause.
Their efforts to fix
Have all come to nix --
so healthcare remains weak as gauze.
In China no Facebook survives --
It’s seen like a bad case of hives.
Their censors increase
The search for world peace
With freedom put into archives.
There was a young girl of Riyadh
Who wore miniskirts like a bawd.
Religious police
Will not rest in peace
Until she is stripped of facade.
While coal is a versatile rock,
Nobody is taking much stock
In future results --
Instead there are cults
That just want to burn it as schlock.
Trump Jr held a meeting that apparently was chic --
There were so many people that they stood there cheek to cheek.
Millionaires and spymasters and maybe Stalin’s ghost --
All showed up for caviar and scandal on dry toast.
He don’t remember just how many came that certain day --
It might have been a dozen (with more in the alleyway.)
There were no invitations and no guest list has survived.
And so the snooping media is tragically deprived.
It’s getting so you’re nobody if you were not there, too --
They’ll call it a ‘convention’ in the National Review.
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