It’s nice to know missiles can strike
Anyone taking a hike
Across the blue shore
Of Maui -- what’s more,
They’ll make the place like the Klondike.
TRUMP TELLS ANNUAL BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE: IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
Even the Boy Scouts are prone
To self-serving talks from the Throne --
Tradition be hanged,
If drums can be banged,
Then Trump will be beating his own.
EXPERTS PREDICT THE DEMISE OF DIESEL FUELED VEHICLES
When diesel is no longer cool,
We go back to fuels more old school --
Like cheap kerosene
Or noxious benzene --
Man and his cars make a fool.
IN CALIFORNIA THE COWS CAN GIVE MILK, BUT NOT METHANE
PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT DUTERTE THREATENS TO BOMB SCHOOLS THAT DON'T TOE THE LINE
SWEDISH GOVERNMENT ROCKED BY MAJOR PRIVATE DATA LEAK THAT COULD HAVE BEEN EASILY PREVENTED
In Fresno they think cap and trade
Will come to the atmosphere’s aid.
There’ll be no more sprint
Of carbon footprint --
while scofflaws go to the stockade! 
There was an old grouch named Duterte
Who thought it so pleasant to oft say
He’d shoot and he’d bomb
Any school without qualm
That didn’t belong to his par-tay. 
In Stockholm they’re all saying “oops”
We gave away huge info groups --
But don’t vote us out;
We’ll starve without clout --
Cuz no one else wants nincompoops.
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