Monday, November 16, 2020

Today's timericks.

 



The poet has but little say in life as lived today/He's shoved into a corner to declaim out of the way/Honored and coopted at the same time by yahoos/how often do you hear about one on the daily news?


Farmer Brown is growing rich/as crop prices start to twitch/higher than a heifer's jump/China's buying more, by gump!/soon our farmers can afford/to build their barns with gypsum board.


 In a wildlife refuge cold/drillers drill for liquid gold/they ignore the flora, fauna/dreaming of a nice warm sauna/as the wildlife drains away/drillers don't have much to say/since it's legal, they don't care/dispossessing polar bear.


Hey, Big Pharma, watcha know?/profits down and PR slow/doctors will not take the risk/of fronting for you now -- tsk tsk!/better try a brand new scheme/to sell snake oil and acne cream.

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