Saturday, November 21, 2020

Today's timericks.

 



Modern stylites we became/worshipping a grand mainframe/that salvation in a box/brings us in our robes and socks/Backs now turned to analog/our home is haven -- or gulag.  


Put your money where your mouth is/when it's fraud you want to claim/give us facts, not fiction/if you're gonna play this game/Even stalwarts tire/of your everlasting fuss/and soon will gladly throw you/under any passing bus.


Tofurky's an intruder that will never pass my gate/I'd rather eat a polecat or some splintered wooden crate/If tradition you are bent on positively muckin'/bring to me a succulent and toothsome roast turducken!  


Trump is pumping state assemblies/where he has a lot of friendlies/to defraud the people's vote/getting them to switch by rote/If his ruse becomes effective/Biden might be retrospective!

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