Sunday, November 22, 2020

Today's Timericks.

 



My glasses fog up with a mask; I don't know what to do/the remedies suggested by the experts are all foo/and so I take my glasses off, and lo the world's serene/cuz many things are gossamer and have a rosy sheen.


Why must food be served on plates/what good is a fork/think outside the salt cellar/must wine have a cork/revolutionize your meals/then when ennui strikes/butter up some toasted jam/served with deep fried shrikes.


Student test scores drop in math/this fills parents with great wrath/Little Johnny cannot count/this affects his bank account/distance learning is a flop/when your kid's a lollipop/if the parents don't instruct/all our children will be . . . at a great disadvantage. 


High rollers in Las Vegas are now scattered to the winds/they will not stick around to put down any more big skins/Casinos are as empty as a tomb on Judgement Day/the roulette wheels need oiling and the dice show much decay/vice is on hiatus, as the gamblers retire/and the devil starts to weep as he cries "Cease fire!"

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