(dedicated to Tim Carman)
the recipe for venom soup is as follows:
take one foreign scapegoat. make sure it is young, tender, and idealistic.
flay it on social media until softened to the consistency of puerility.
marinate it in self righteous bile and xenophobia. salt and pepper to taste.
meanwhile mix bitter herbs with plenty of vinegar, sour grapes, and spilt milk. set aside long enough to post a decent amount of balderdash on Facebook.
combine all ingredients and let it stew in your mind. after several hours add some cracked brains and serve immediately, garnished with ignorance.
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