(dedicated to @LizSly)
I went to get my car out of the impound lot. they hauled it away cuz I was parked too long in the same spot. or so they said. Personally, I think it's a racket. sharks are not only found on the high seas, you know. there are plenty of other sharks around. they ought to be muzzled. that's what I said to the guy in front of me at the impound lot.
"I happen to be a shark muzzler" he said back to me.
"No, really?" I said.
"Really" he said. He showed me his bare arms, covered with scars and bleeding welts.
"You could have gotten those anywhere" I scoffed at him.
"Watch this" was his only reply. he pushed his way to the front of the line and grabbed the man at the desk by his shirtfront. he lifted him up and pulled him across the desk; the man turned into a great white shark and began thrashing about, biting his arms. the shark muzzler slipped a leather muzzle over the sharkman's head and dragged him off. "Sorry to doubt!" I yelled after him. "We need more of your kind!"
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