a study of recent studies indicates that the more studies done on a subject the less we really know about it. the study was begun by the Study Bureau of Western Wyoming at the suggestion of Big Studies Symposium director Slim Jimpson.
he says "to study a study takes more study than not studying it. this goes without saying, just like most things go without studying. and yet we manage to live our lives pleasantly with canned soup and local sports teams."
the study, called "A Study of the Studies," reveals that research on a subject produces enough ennui to power a small nuclear reactor until Black Friday. when the study becomes a research project by a major university, the findings are changed into results -- and that's never good for anybody.
But on the whole, the children of studies have better vocabularies.
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