I can sell my own data, thanks just the same

Two consumer-credit giants -- FICO and Equifax -- plan to start working together to sell consumers’ data to banks, the latest attempt to feed banks’ appetite for more information on customers.

WSJ

I can sell my own data

thanks just the same

and my data is far more

juicier cuz it's made up

Al Capone is my grandfather

I was born on Mars

I had my first gender surgery in vitro

the only language I don't speak is Fortran

Long standing member of 

American Guild of Variety Artists

treated for hemorrhoids and

marthambles

there's lots more where that came from

money back guarantee

if you can't use my stuff

to turn me down

for a loan