Monday, March 25, 2019

Venomous Venmo



In a bid to curb losses on its platform, Venmo is threatening to sic debt collectors on some users who carry negative balances in their accounts, according to customer-service emails reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. Venmo also recently amended its user agreement to give itself the power to recover money its customers owe by seizing it from their other accounts at PayPal.
WSJ
your money ain't safe anywhere 
anymore
it's slippery as oiled Teflon
jumping ship right out of your pocket

Venmo and PayPal and all the rest
are in cahoots
to slip you a financial
mickey

so do what I do
stop earning online income
kill all your apps
design your own checks on card stock

you'll sleep better at night
in your cardboard box
and learn why dumpster diving
is a great way to socialize

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