What are subway bathrooms for?

But subway bathrooms have long occupied an inner ring of the city’s underworld, each grim, battered door a portal to a multisensory nightmare.

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what are subway bathrooms for?

I'll tell you what they're for

they're detriments to crime

on a scale as yet

unimagined by our 

staid court system

just think of it

a thug who beats up

little old ladies

is sentenced to

five years of

cleaning subway bathrooms

and those places never stay clean

for more than ten minutes

it beats anything 

in Dante's Inferno

or how about

some white collar criminal

who converted

 pension plans

into a beach front mansion

in Saint Kitts and Nevis?

he doesn't just get zonked

with cleaning subway bathrooms

but

is forced to be an ATTENDANT

in subway bathrooms

wearing a white coat

and carrying a whisk broom

with that kind of

retribution

hanging over their heads

you can bet dollars

to Duncan Yo-Yos

 that crooks will not only

turn over a new leaf

but uproot 

the whole darn 

tree