Goodbye, Sunny Florida. Hello, Frigid Winter. Covid Strands Canadian Snowbirds.
In Toronto hear them screech/We have lost Miami Beach!/
And in Moose Jaw, eyes all glassy/they all yearn for Tallahassee/
Canada's no place to be/when the snow falls constantly/
But the frozen residents/are the victims of events/
never nearer the Equator/or the kindly alligator.
Why Scientists Made Venus Flytraps That Glow.
Idle hands in science labs/crossing tulips with blue crabs/
making Venus flytraps glow/straightening the curved rainbow/
Put their noses to grindstone/so they'll leave the Earth alone.
Otherwise we're on the brink/of crossing sponge with kitchen sink!
As election nears, Pentagon leaders’ goal of staying out of elections is tested.
No one at the Pentagon/will admit they need to fawn/
over politicians who/squeeze their purse strings till they're blue/
Chiefs of Staff think it is droll/that they'd spurn a big bank roll/
Whoever wins next month will find/that brass hat begging is refined!
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