Some of the biggest raises in corporate America went to the executives in charge of U.S. shale companies, even as their shareholders lost billions of dollars. (WSJ)
When you are a CEO/you are always in the dough/If stockholders take a bath/you are spared their awful wrath/and instead are compensated/with a bonus quite inflated/That's the life for me, yessir/with a Rolls-Royce and chauffeur!
Doctors, nurses and therapists have a prescription for helping all of us to get through these difficult times: Try a little laughter. (NYT)
Your laugh's a vaccination/You're immune if you can titter/Viruses will recognize/that you are not a quitter/So watch a funny movie/and give out with corny joke/The world's a better place/if you will grin instead of croak.
Trump says he and first lady have tested positive for coronavirus.
A man is sick; his wife is, too/so what's an enemy to do?/Though I deplore his policies/I won't rejoice in his disease/God grant that he recuperates/But Lord, let's have no more debates!
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