Fat Bear Week is upon us. Here’s how to celebrate the big, glorious event.
(WaPo)
How I feel for Mr. Bruin/on his way to fatty ruin/I, too, munch a lot these days/nuts and berries, Frito Lays//If I don't stop twill be my fate/to permanently hibernate.
Republicans are putting together what they call an army of Trump supporters to monitor election procedures. (NYT)
Watching polls is awful neat/checking for the next big cheat/Those who feel intimidated/will be then eliminated/Scare away the damn turncoat/and leave the patriots to vote.
To Battle Covid, Airlines Bet on Disinfectants That Come With Questions.
(WSJ)
Airlines want our vanished trade/so they spray with lots of Raid/to remove all stowaways/that could make the virus blaze/What they spray upon my seat/doesn't smell so very sweet/I'm not sure what it could be/but I suspect it's DDT.
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