White House Draws Up New $1.8 Trillion Virus-Relief Proposal. (WSJ)
@kristinapet
Mr. Trump is now morose/with elections drawing close/He can't
win without a sop/as his polls so steady drop/Thus he wants to
give away/cash before Election Day/Biden he has plans to
wreck/by bribing voters with a check.
TRUMP ENGINEERED A SUDDEN TAX WINDFALL IN 2016
AS CAMPAIGN FUNDS DWINDLED (NYT)
@susannecraig @mmcintire @russbuettner
When Trump felt the bankruptcy axes/he fiddled around
with his taxes/and now he's so rich/the son of a gun/more
bloated and arrogant waxes.
USPS on-time performance dips again as millions prepare
to mail 2020 ballots. (WaPo)
@jacobbogage
I use the mail to pay my bills/and sending postcards
gives me thrills/Even fliers in my box/my modest world so
fully rocks/Don't knock the postmen with headlines/playing
up their sad declines/I've lived in other countries where/mail
disappears into thin air/I think our postal system's fine/(but
just in case -- I'll vote online.)
Warning: Don’t Touch This Hairy-Looking Caterpillar. (NYT)
Contact with a puss caterpillar can cause a painful reaction as well as a rash, fever, muscle cramps or swollen glands, experts caution.
Although it may look like a wig/this critter is a poison fig/One touch
and blisters will appear/upon your neck and feet and ear/When
God sends plagues he's never spare/They always make us scream and swear.
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