‘The recovery will be stronger and move faster’ if government spending supports the economy ‘until it is clearly out of the woods,’ says Fed chairman. (WSJ)
"The patient won't recover without aid that lasts for years"
said the Finance Doctor (to the banks' tremendous cheers.)
Government expenditures are flying up so high
that Icarus is left behind -- a smudge upon the sky.
Who doesn't want free money? is the cry heard round the land;
just find the nearest ATM and give it the command!
Tens and twenties, c-notes, and green thousand dollar bills
keep our fam'lies going and will open up the mills.
I don't know where the money comes to fuel this ample spree;
maybe that old Fed Reserve has grown a Christmas tree.
And underneath it day by day the lettuce and hard cash
drops down from St. Nick's winging sled with satisfying crash.
I guess if worst does come to worst, and we are pauperized,
we can form a beggar's guild and all be unionized.
Trump Took $70,000 in Tax Deductions for Hair Care. Experts Say That’s Illegal. (NYT)
As long as that yellow hair waves/never will we become slaves/It may cost a mint/but there's no skinflint/who doesn't love how it behaves.
Trump says stimulus relief negotiations over until after election, pulling back from aid talks. (WaPo)
Relief talks are over, so Trumpy proclaims/He's tired of Congress's partisan games/He sez when he wins the election he'll start/to show once again that he's got a big heart/Till then the blue collars that his bedrock make/can follow his counsel to "Let them eat cake."
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