Thursday, October 8, 2020

Thursday's Timericks.

 




Facebook to Suspend U.S. Political Ads on Election Day.  (WSJ)

@JeffHorwitz


In a land that don't exist/politicians will subsist/on the truth

and not deceit/Be polite and never cheat/They will never 

run an ad/calling someone else a cad/Politics will be

genteel/not a turbulent ordeal/Till that happy day arrives/watch

out for cyber carving knives!



Putin, Long the Sower of Instability, Is Now Surrounded

 by It.  (NYT)

@antontroian


When the borscht comes home to roost/Putin finds himself 

reduced/Comrade, fooling with the fire/only brings you grief 

and ire/Even Bolsheviks must try/the Golden Rule to know 

and try!



The New England Journal of Medicine avoided politics

 for 208 years. Now it’s urging voters

 to oust Trump.  (WaPo)

@katemshepherd

Even medicoes today/beg for Trump to go away/In their

magazines they rant/how their love for him is scant/I'm

afraid now in our clinics/all the staff are White House

cynics/Kevorkian might vote him back/but otherwise

the docs talk smack. 





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