@a_coletta
There has been no conflict in my life
since I canceled mornings.
No breakfast dishes to do.
No commuting worries.
My guilt about missing sunrises
has completely disappeared.
And I save money by not
taking a shower or shaving.
I didn't realize how much my
razor blades were costing me
until I gave them up.
Now I soak my beard in
linseed oil once a week,
and that's that. It
keeps out the voles.
I wouldn't tell this to just anybody,
but you have the power to cancel
your mornings, too.
Or afternoons. Or evenings.
And I'll tell you how to do it
during my next podcast.
You can subscribe for just ten
dollars a week.
Special rates apply for the missish.
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