Bank of America Profit Falls 16%
When your banker smiles at you/this is what you have to do/
take your money out right quick/cuz his bank is getting sick/
When a money man does weep/then you know it's safe to keep/
all your dough inside his vault/where it's proof against assault/
Bankers only moan and groan/when they're rich enough to loan/
money by the carloads, chum/but not to you -- cuz you're a bum!
It’s Not Easy Being an Optimist in Maine.
In Maine or any other state/cheerfulness is not a trait/
that will buy you groceries/pay your rent or other fees/
Landlords do not want your beam/cash they want in steady stream/
Laugh when bills are way past due/and you'll join the homeless crew/
It's better to curse life and sob/as long as you've a steady job.
Proposal to hasten herd immunity to the coronavirus grabs White House attention but appalls top scientists.
Rushing about like a chicken/whose head has been chopped at the block/the White House is looking for manna/Joe Biden's election to block/They need an assured panacea/to make virus news go away/No matter how daffy or bogus/they'll grab it and start to make hay/They're open to any suggestion/so sell 'em the Brooklyn Bridge quick/by telling 'em it is effective/in keeping us from getting sick!
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